The real truth about Toadzilla
Once upon a time in Australia, a group of scientists ran into a giant toad. It weighted about two pounds and it was sooo big that they called him Toadzilla.
The scientists just made up a silly explanation for his existence. They said that someone imported cane toads from Hawaii to Australia to fight the giant beetles in a giant-animal war. But now there’s overpopulation of cane toads, and they are poisoning snakes and crocodiles when they try to eat them...
Of course we all know that’s NOT the real explanation. In fact, Toadzilla was a prince of a far far away country, who tried to fight an evil witch that was eating all the little children in town. During the fight, the evil witch cast a spell on the prince and turned him into a giant toad...
He had to escape to Australia because some guys tried to capture him to be part of a circus show, and when he arrived there he joined the toad rebellion against the giant beetles. Now he’s been captured and I don’t think Australian scientists will ever discover who he rally is....
So my advice to the Australian scientists is: try to kiss the poisonous toad! You’ll find out that he’s a prince... or you’ll find out he’s really poisonous... either way you’ll find out something! That’s why you are scientists, to find out stuff, isn’t it?
The scientists just made up a silly explanation for his existence. They said that someone imported cane toads from Hawaii to Australia to fight the giant beetles in a giant-animal war. But now there’s overpopulation of cane toads, and they are poisoning snakes and crocodiles when they try to eat them...Of course we all know that’s NOT the real explanation. In fact, Toadzilla was a prince of a far far away country, who tried to fight an evil witch that was eating all the little children in town. During the fight, the evil witch cast a spell on the prince and turned him into a giant toad...
He had to escape to Australia because some guys tried to capture him to be part of a circus show, and when he arrived there he joined the toad rebellion against the giant beetles. Now he’s been captured and I don’t think Australian scientists will ever discover who he rally is....
So my advice to the Australian scientists is: try to kiss the poisonous toad! You’ll find out that he’s a prince... or you’ll find out he’s really poisonous... either way you’ll find out something! That’s why you are scientists, to find out stuff, isn’t it?
6 Responses to " The real truth about Toadzilla "
fes-li tu el petonet de part meva ;)
si fos un no-princep encara mi pensaria de fer-li un petonet XD
El petonet per a tu AzRi3L!!!
Bon cap de setmana!!!
grass-shopper
'al·lucina, vecina!"
grass shopper: lo dels gripaus alucinogens m'ho esperava més de l'emma, pro bé ja veig que a tu tb et van aquestes coses! :P
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